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fuck me now

A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.
Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.
by harry flashman July 4, 2003
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masungit

A Filipino insult combining the best traits of an asshole, douchebag, and scumbag. A Filipino in need of anger management training and a personality implant.
Ai, that sagin-biter...Cordapio is masungit. (sagin is a euphemism for the penis)
by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003
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sillygoose

A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.
Oh, you're such a sillygoose, Rodney.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.
Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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rudementary

Latrelle was never going to shop at Pigley-Wigley again, they'd asked him to quit groping the melons and he thought their tone of voice was very rudementary.
by harry flashman August 11, 2003
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jugglies

Most men don't believe there is such a thing as jugglies.
by harry flashman July 26, 2003
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