as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
by Harry Day December 24, 2009
when a person makes a bold judgement about someone or something but really doesn't know 99% of what the subject really is.
antonym - shallow
antonym - shallow
Rex - Hey, look, that guy fell on stage what a dumbass, how did he get that gig?"
Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!
Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!
by Harry Day May 01, 2010
when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.
Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?
Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!
Peter - You are the man!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?
Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!
Peter - You are the man!
by Harry Day October 27, 2009
like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!
Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?
Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?
Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
by harry day October 26, 2009
the most absolute worst luck ever... EVER!!!
taken from the 1846 cross country trek to california by not only the Donners, but several other families, only most of the Donner's died, snowed in the sierra mountains, after mising making the mountain pass BY ONE DAY after months of traveling.
there were several families and even tho about half of the 80 + party died, the Donner's suffered the most... oh, and there were episodes of cannibalism.
taken from the 1846 cross country trek to california by not only the Donners, but several other families, only most of the Donner's died, snowed in the sierra mountains, after mising making the mountain pass BY ONE DAY after months of traveling.
there were several families and even tho about half of the 80 + party died, the Donner's suffered the most... oh, and there were episodes of cannibalism.
Jake and Joe watch their friend Gerby fall off his bike and then roll down a steep hill into cactus.
Jake - Damn, Gerby could have at least stayed on the trail when he wrecked.
Joe - Yeah, but he has Donner luck, if he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall on the only broken glass or thorn bush within 50 miles.
Jake - Damn, Gerby could have at least stayed on the trail when he wrecked.
Joe - Yeah, but he has Donner luck, if he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall on the only broken glass or thorn bush within 50 miles.
by Harry Day February 02, 2010
by Harry Day July 06, 2010
a rare, yet massive pile of poo that fills the toilet until there is an island of poo exposed to the air in the bowl.
also an entertainment area of memphis tn.
also an entertainment area of memphis tn.
Jimmy - i just left mud island in the bathroom
Cindy - What?
Jimmy - Go look.
Cindy - Oh My God! that is a pile of shit in there, you are sick!
Jimmy - Not any more.
Cindy - What?
Jimmy - Go look.
Cindy - Oh My God! that is a pile of shit in there, you are sick!
Jimmy - Not any more.
by Harry Day June 10, 2010