embarrasmentitis

when you do domething really embarrasing you are said to have embarrasmentitis.

Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!

*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*

Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby

Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost

Hayden: oh crap...

Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

why the long face

a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse

chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you

by harrrissson robberrrts July 01, 2009

HOOOOOT

a traditionally scottish language often spoken by ben and cole

Ben: HOOOOT

Cole: HooT!!

OwL:HOOOOOTKING of scotland(cole):HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden:im a women

Sol:im an emo

Harrison: does any one know the way to mordor?

by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009

goldberg

name of german or isreali orogin, a jewish name. many immigrants moved from germany in the 2 wars to escape the havoc to america

whoopie goldberg is jewish

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

scumbass

a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car

*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): HOOOT!

cole:HOOTOT

ben:HOOOOOT!

bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?

by harrrissson robberrrts July 13, 2009

tom has no friends

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

ManoWomen

someone that claims to be a man but is actually a women (HAYDEN DEMPSTER!!!!!)

sol: i cut my wrists
hayden:i almost lost an arm wrestle with a newborn baby
hayden:btw im a manowomen

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009