harrrissson robberrrts's definitions

scumbass

a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car

*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): HOOOT!

cole:HOOTOT

ben:HOOOOOT!

bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?

by harrrissson robberrrts July 13, 2009

why the long face

a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse

chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you

by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009

Baby eaters

A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours

Grealis: i have no money, i need food

Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute

*Hayden has a baby*

Hayden:here you go

*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*

Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster

hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe

by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009

HOOOOOT

a traditionally scottish language often spoken by ben and cole

Ben: HOOOOT

Cole: HooT!!

OwL:HOOOOOTKING of scotland(cole):HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hayden:im a women

Sol:im an emo

Harrison: does any one know the way to mordor?

by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009

JAG

abbreviation for jewish american ginger
Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger

Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack: stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling
jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG

by harrrissson robberrrts June 27, 2009

embarrasmentitis

when you do domething really embarrasing you are said to have embarrasmentitis.

Doctor: congratulations you have a new born baby girl
Hayden: ARM WRESTLE!!!!!

*the newborn baby girl only barely loses to hayden, she has her on the verge of defeat for about a minute*

Hayden: YES! i won to a newborn baby

Everyone:omg you weakling you almost lost

Hayden: oh crap...

Everyone: haha you have embarrasmentitis

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

tom has no friends

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009