My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

expecially

A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"

I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"

by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008

pieclops

An avid pie eater

"Wow, that sea hag sure is a pieclops"

by Hank McDizzleson July 11, 2008

Call of Booty

Obligatorily having to take a break from CoD to satisfy your woman.

"Sorry fellas; the wench needs some schlong. It's the Call of Booty-gotta go"

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank McDizzleson July 05, 2008

Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011

Mcdizzles

It's Mcdonald's!!!

"I sure am hungry; I think I'll go get some Mcdizzles"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 11, 2008