hank's definitions

chalopshticle

a person on the street who stops and stares at what you are eating when you are sitting at a window seat in a restaurant

That chalopshticle should order his own food!

by hank July 22, 2003

solid snake

The most badass soldier you will ever see. Ever.

That genome soldier whipped out his gat, but solid snake was like "whatev" and proceeded to beat the shit out of him.

Everyone wishes they could be as awesome as Solid Snake.

by Hank February 16, 2005

punch the clown

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

by Hank February 1, 2003

newfangled

something that is recently made or discovered relative to the speaker.

To my grampa, this computer seems newfangled.

by Hank May 12, 2003

Merg

A combination of "Meh" and "erg"
A reaction to when someone says something to you but your to lazy to say anything back but still want to show that you don't like it.
-seemeh and erg

1st person - "YOU SUCK!"
2nd - "Merg....."

by Hank November 29, 2003

blammer

a joint, dube, dubitron, marijuana cigerette, blunt etc

"You guys blammin a blammer?"

by Hank December 21, 2004

Jin

Asian American Hip Hop Artist signed to the Ruff Ryders.

You might spit like Jin but he does it better.

by Hank November 5, 2003