daup

When someone says something so tasty and stupid

Person 1: The Earth is flat

Person 2: Daup

daup by handlesog December 16, 2020

Daup-o-meter 

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter

Daup-o-meter by handlesog December 22, 2020

Da-daup

equivalent to "I'm kidding", ESPECIALLY: used after stating a reasonable hyperbole to clear up misunderstanding

Voice 1: "My boss is a real prick."
Voice 2: "Oh?"
Voice 1: "Yes, if you use LibreOffice instead of Microsoft Word to turn in your reports, he'll fire you."
Voice 2: "Wait, what?"
Voice 1: "Da-daup."

Da-daup by guillotineGaurdian December 3, 2011

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

Slower Dauphin by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

Dauphin 

A small town full of rebels running wild. Also known as "Dirty Dirty" or "D-Town". Where the rednecks outnumber the gangsters and everyone got your back. The firemen are handsome as shit...well some of them, scenery is beautiful, food is great(except Hardee's) and the booze is endless! One might also rip some lips or shoot some tail.

"Where are you from?"
"Dauphin, where everyone's like family and we all know Scott Lesh"

Dauphin by MooseKnuckleSandwich August 8, 2016

dauphyo 

A white kid who attempts to compensate for his lack of culture by fancifully adopting the hip-hop lifestyle.

"Check out this dauphyo trying to act all ghetto."

dauphyo by Rowland December 15, 2003

Central Dauphin East Middle

A dirty ass school, with no damn respect for anyone. There are a few really nice kids who are actually crazy kids at the school but most are dirty, disgusting ass kids who are on welfare trying to make a living out the ass and only cares about peoples looks,(*ESPECCIALLY FUCKING RACE) Sizes of personal parts, Shoes, Other clothing and the gym locker rooms A.K.A Where you can get the good shit.(Not the lime green dildos you find in the girls gym locker room.) While the rest of the kids are lowkey fucking dirty ass bums trying to get laid by high schoolers after 7th grade.

{Pimple Faced Nigga}: Yo, He sellin for 10$
{His Bestfriend}: I rather sell for 50$
{Bestfriends Girl friend}: Yeah I would too, but not just that.
{His Bestfriend}: Wait.....WHAT!?!? Bae? Are you cheating on me?
{Bestfriends girlfriend runs away before shit pops off and decides to talk shit the next day to her friends.}

Bestfriend means: at CD EAST MIDDLE it means, See you later because I'm just going to forget you and hangout with some other people. Then, come back to school and act like I dont know you.
Girlfriend means: Your were just the last side hoe.

Central Dauphin East Middle: A hot ass mess that should be burned in hell. >:)

Central Dauphin East Middle by Text back with a clap. July 11, 2018