hacker

A person (usually possessing thorough knowledge in no single field), who is talented at devising superficial "fixes," which are nothing more than auxiliary work-arounds for problems which eventually have to be solved "correctly" by a "trained professional."

Hackers are self-motivated, and learn through experimentation and persistence, as opposed to through "traditional" means.

Computer hackers do not completely fit this definition. Due to the high artificiality of computer technology itself, computer hackers must be highly knowledgable before they can implement their first successful "hack." For them, "hacks" are the product of brilliant insight and thorough investigation, rather than the talent and natural law that go with hacking in more humanity-driven fields, such as entertainment or sports.

Chess masters have a similar level of mental discpline, although many hackers tend to lack the attention span necessary to be good at chess :')

Many people would tend to disagree, but then again many people are not skillful enough to be called a "hacker."
by handle187 October 31, 2003
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signal to noise ratio

The amount of screaming one generates, in proportion to the amount of real content they are communicating.

People who grow up in empty households (often with a lot of older people) feel as though noise and signal are in direct proportion, which causes them to pump more noise in the hopes of generating more signal.

See also: catharsis
"When I asked her what her problem was, the signal-to-noise ratio was just off da meat rack !"
by handle187 October 31, 2003
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pez

Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.
"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."
by handle187 November 07, 2003
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Internet

1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.

2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.
Make sure your online service also includes internet access.
by handle187 November 11, 2003
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instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 07, 2003
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baby

Our future !

Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !

They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."
by handle187 November 07, 2003
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Hangtime

1.) The amount of time a basketball player takes to complete a slam dunk

2.) The amount of time a thrown football stays in the air

3.) The amount of time a hit baseball stays in the air
footballfan6969: OMG, check out the hangtime on that baby !!!!
footballfan696969: Whoooo that's sweet !
by handle187 November 07, 2003
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