Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
Other related words to menoporsche:
-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.
-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
A Fag Stag is one who sympathies with gay men, or is a 'homosocial': he can receive a blowjob (called interestingly 'bro job') and is genderflexible (a.k.a. heteroflexible), in other matters than getting his D wet, like getting involved in a bromance (brotherly romance), or deeply get man-crushed on some other male!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
Gestures, finger-spells and handsigns taught to a dog in order to train 'him/her' to respond to English words as orders!
Bow-linguistics are not the end of the story: alongside the 'dogsitter' and the must-have 'chewy' or chew toy, there's 'canine-freestyling', or handling a K9 to the sounds of hip-hop music! Dogis (dog yogis!) that train your dogfriend some 'doga' and when your dog turns 13, you can throw him a 'Bark Mitzvah' party, or why don't you get a 'barkitect' to build your 'furkids' an uber-stylish doghouse --ooopsies! 'barkitecture'? 'Muttiquette' (mutt etiquette) comes handy for your 'companion animal' should you be in a public place and want to avoid unexpected behavior ; And, if you're feeling lonely go adopt a 'dogter' (she-dog daughter) and get her some kiddens (kid-replacement kittens) for company!
This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!
This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!
by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007
Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.
Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.
by hammer---;, hytham May 02, 2007
An emulsion of butane (extracted as raw bitumen), and water used as an alternative fuel-source because of rising oil prices and to curb air pollution. It has vast reserves in the world.
Liquid coal: Orimulsion.
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
White-Trash (or TPs for short!), countryass hicks or rural folks that now live in major cities in the US.
Big cities have always been a major attraction for different kinds of people, that even heterosexuals living in major cities across Britain are now designated a new place-specific name: 'heteropolitans'!
Big cities have always been a major attraction for different kinds of people, that even heterosexuals living in major cities across Britain are now designated a new place-specific name: 'heteropolitans'!
Hicksploitaion comes handy for the newest 'reverse immigrants' called 'countrypolitans', with custom dial-a-cricket ringtone services to remind these metroghetto-tasted yokels living now in the Big Ones of their roots!
by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007
Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007