hammer---;, hytham's definitions

Gobbelization

Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).

Also called McWorld.

Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

passive overeating

Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!

Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).

I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.

The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!

Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Now Economy

The "I need it Now!" sheeple-intensive economy.
In a recent article in trendwatching.com, one can read about what founder Reinier Evers has called the 'Youniverse' of the 'massclass' of 'trysumers' who now can buy their own 'massclusives' blah blah blah...

First they called it New Economy (the 90s' e-boom-and-bust)... then it became known as the New New Economy (the humble, non-spending 'techwrecks'/ also refers to the 00s' rising nanotech and pharma market). But, what about now? You answered yourself...It's the Now Economy now!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

zips

The years in which we're now (00-10) or the 00s.

A lot of neo-words were suggested to describe the decade we live in right now, but many of these weren't as good as the zips.
Here's a list:
-the earlies.
-the beginnings.
-the peacefuls.
-the tookies (from 2Ks: Years 2000).
-the ohs/ oh-ohs.
-the zeros.
-the aughts/ aughties.
-the naughts/ the naughties.
-the the 00psies/ 2000-psies (resounding the dot-bomb effect!). Also: the dooming 2000s.
-the oozies.

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

air ocean

In rocketry: the earth's atmosphere!

Similar to 'air ocean' is what mountaineers call the sky as they climb: vertical ocean!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007