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Definitions by hammer---;, hytham

Dumb-Mom Syndrome 

A psycho-physiological condition in pregnant women who are pregnant with female fetuses!

An 18-months' study carried out by Simon Fraser University show that women with girls 'inside' them, tend to be more forgetful with frequent memory-lapses than those carrying boys.

Might be the T (testosterone) secretion surge in the sex-determenant early stages of fetal development within 1 week of implantaion?
Dumb-Mom Syndrome, or 'dumb mom' for short.

Baddiel's Syndrome 

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!
Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.
irritable male syndrome:
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
IMS is fueled by gulping large amounts of Vitamin C!
IMS by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Generation Broke 

21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!
If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid!

bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.
Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.

Trash Generation 

The Down and Dirty.
Also known as 'smart casual', 'New Casual' (tend to wear the slimiest of store reissues, retro and other 'deadstock' that suddenly became fashionable in what is called newtro), 'Rebelion Lite', or 'mod nouveau' in the United Kingdom.

It's the very much the same generation that gave birth to the retrosexual, messosexual (also written 'messrosexual'), 'dirty boy', the neo-mullet, trash-stash and flubble* (fluff stubble).
The glamoratti (now better known as the 'glam-trash'), has their perhaps...own weird take on Trash Generation: they go 'glamping' (glamour camping) in Glastonbury, mud-happiest in their glunge-y (glamorous + grungy) nowtro looks!

*This awesome word was taken out of UD by someone who didn't like me, but not my definitions.
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The 'Now' retro! A movement of ever regurgitating the past and reintroducing it back in the present or, sometimes even the 'neoteric' near future!
Comes in many names that in the example below, I couldn't help but self-coin a new one all by myself!
The 'Millennium Effect', retro-future/ retro-futurism/ retro-futurism, neo-retro, retro-modern, retro-vintage, metro-retro, retrogressive, retrocon (retroactive continuity), contemporary classic, neotraditionalism, retro-futurology, technostalgia, newstalgia...
Nowtro: also called the 'newtro', or my own self-coinage: neotro.
Dig.
nowtro by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007