Definitions by hamezz
Shameful bias
When the Editors of Urban Dictionary quickly publish a word (binders of women) that makes Mitt Romney look unfavorable but choose not to publish one that President Obama actually said. (not optimal)
Urban Dictionary would not publish my word because it made a democrat look bad but published a word that made a republican look bad just two earlier. What Shameful Bias
Shameful bias by Hamezz October 19, 2012
Tragically White
While flipping channels I saw the worst song and dance movie from the forties. It was Tragically White. Pat Boone White.
Tragically White by hamezz February 14, 2012
Police Parade
When a cop is driving under the speed limit and no one will pass him for fear of getting a ticket creating a long line of slow moving cars.
It seemed like it took forever to get here today because I got behind a Trooper who was in the left lane and was going 55 in a 70 and everyone was afraid to pass him. I hate being in a police parade.
Police Parade by hamezz November 5, 2011
Freddie Cougar
Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar.
Freddie Cougar by hamezz October 31, 2011
BrOgre
Someone who has your best interest at heart but is always in your business and giving you attitude about your behavior and doesn't care if you get mad about it.
Why didn't you go the party last night? I was going but my older cousin heard me saying that there would be booze there and he threatened to kick my ass and tell my mom. He's such a BrOgre.
Jackteria
My roommate is constantly masterbating and he never washes his hands afterwards. Everything in his room must be covered with Jackteria.