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It means dead, only better.

It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.

Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-

Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-
ded by hai_bai November 1, 2010

Blood on the Dance Floor 

A fabulous, amazing band of the electropop genre. It is popular with scene people, and anyone who says BOTDF is not scene is an idiot. Because Dahvie Vanity looks just like all the scene kids.

Most of BOTDF's songs are about sex, and some of them are actually kind of offensive to women. But even as a feminist, I can't take them seriously, plus they're just so fun to dance to.

Dahvie Vanity is the lead vocalist, and has actually been arrested for statutory rape. He is not gay. Listen to his freakin' songs. Gays don't sing about boobs. he's not a transvestite either-just femmy. (Dahvie may be bisexual. we will never know. ) He has mad rad hair.
Garrett Exstacy is the former screamer. He's gay and hot.
Jayy Von Monroe is a singer. He is also gay, sings in a sassy gay voice that I personally enjoy listening to, and is a kickass belly dancer.

Blood on the Dance Floor is amazing.
Scene Girl- Hay, did you hear I <3 Hello Kitty?
Scene Boy- Hell yeah! And Dahvie Vanity is sexylicious.

Christian Fanatic- Blood on the Dance Floor makes your PENIS FALL OFF! AND YOU'LL GO TO HELL!
Everyone else- XD