hai_bai's definitions
When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
by hai_bai March 7, 2011
Get the sidehawksmug. A fabulous, amazing band of the electropop genre. It is popular with scene people, and anyone who says BOTDF is not scene is an idiot. Because Dahvie Vanity looks just like all the scene kids.
Most of BOTDF's songs are about sex, and some of them are actually kind of offensive to women. But even as a feminist, I can't take them seriously, plus they're just so fun to dance to.
Dahvie Vanity is the lead vocalist, and has actually been arrested for statutory rape. He is not gay. Listen to his freakin' songs. Gays don't sing about boobs. he's not a transvestite either-just femmy. (Dahvie may be bisexual. we will never know. ) He has mad rad hair.
Garrett Exstacy is the former screamer. He's gay and hot.
Jayy Von Monroe is a singer. He is also gay, sings in a sassy gay voice that I personally enjoy listening to, and is a kickass belly dancer.
Blood on the Dance Floor is amazing.
Most of BOTDF's songs are about sex, and some of them are actually kind of offensive to women. But even as a feminist, I can't take them seriously, plus they're just so fun to dance to.
Dahvie Vanity is the lead vocalist, and has actually been arrested for statutory rape. He is not gay. Listen to his freakin' songs. Gays don't sing about boobs. he's not a transvestite either-just femmy. (Dahvie may be bisexual. we will never know. ) He has mad rad hair.
Garrett Exstacy is the former screamer. He's gay and hot.
Jayy Von Monroe is a singer. He is also gay, sings in a sassy gay voice that I personally enjoy listening to, and is a kickass belly dancer.
Blood on the Dance Floor is amazing.
Scene Girl- Hay, did you hear I <3 Hello Kitty?
Scene Boy- Hell yeah! And Dahvie Vanity is sexylicious.
Christian Fanatic- Blood on the Dance Floor makes your PENIS FALL OFF! AND YOU'LL GO TO HELL!
Everyone else- XD
Scene Boy- Hell yeah! And Dahvie Vanity is sexylicious.
Christian Fanatic- Blood on the Dance Floor makes your PENIS FALL OFF! AND YOU'LL GO TO HELL!
Everyone else- XD
by hai_bai October 24, 2010
Get the Blood on the Dance Floormug.