9 definitions by hai_bai
When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
by hai_bai February 20, 2011
Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
by hai_bai August 13, 2011
