habitual sassbox's definitions

Quanq

A slang term for a most desirable, moist, and fuckable vagina.

My buddy boned down with that amazingly sexy waitress. He told me her quanq was unequaled in its gloriousness.

by Habitual Sassbox December 20, 2011

Flesh Thermometer

When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.

My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.

by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010

cock 'n balled

When someone draws a penis and testes, dick and scrote, or cock and balls on a possession of yours, most typically a car. The 'drawing' can be birthed from a finger wiping through dirt, sharpie marker, DNA, or anything else that would commonly be regarded as hilarious.

After a tremendous day of shredding on the mountain we were ready to drive over to the bar. But some dipshit from Texas had parked like a dumbass and we were unable to leave. So I cock 'n balled his car with reckless abandon and we drank locally instead.

by habitual sassbox March 21, 2012

5 Finger Prego Punch

A high 5, from a man to a woman, which results in the woman becoming pregnant.

I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.

by habitual sassbox January 25, 2012

Dutch Familiar

When a female holds a man's penis and that man shakes her arm/forearm in a masturbatory manner.

i didn't feel like touching my own dick so i had my girl grab it and i jostled her arm Dutch Familiar style for my own enjoyment.

by habitual sassbox January 1, 2010

Quanq Stash

Illegal drugs, within the confines of a woman's vagina, that are being smuggled across borders or seas.

Me: What are you doing next week?

Female friend: Going to South America for work.

Me: That's awesome! If you have an opportunity to bring me a quanq stash of blow i'd be most grateful.

by Habitual Sassbox July 8, 2012

Sophucksticated

Someone who is sophisticated and also very fuckable.

Damn I want to hook up with that librarian. She is way sexy and very sophucksticated.

by habitual sassbox February 18, 2009