hAnNaH's definitions
Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".
I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.
by Hannah July 17, 2004
Get the slap clinicmug. by Hannah April 4, 2005
Get the bumbershootmug. 1. for all u goody two shooes out there who dont like to swear, its a word u can use instead of swearing.
2. a person who is unnormal and stupid
3. to describe a person who is unnormal and stupid
2. a person who is unnormal and stupid
3. to describe a person who is unnormal and stupid
1. Oh smegar, someone just threw a tomato at me.
2. "mother" said john the smegar "my underpants are not clean!"
3. the smegar said, "the word cat is actually roman in greek, and it was passed down from the very first centruary "
2. "mother" said john the smegar "my underpants are not clean!"
3. the smegar said, "the word cat is actually roman in greek, and it was passed down from the very first centruary "
by Hannah March 12, 2003
Get the smegarmug. A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.
by hannah March 30, 2005
Get the warden number helgamug. 
1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.
2. word used to describe an asshole.
2. word used to describe an asshole.
by Hannah June 27, 2004
Get the jizz muffinmug. by hannah January 17, 2004
Get the bootymug.