gwmcl's definitions

head cum

snot

Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.

by GWMcL July 12, 2010

hospitabilize

To take someone in and be hospitable to them, usually against their will. The reverse of overstaying your welcome, when you just want to pop in but then you have to sit down and catch up and everything else.

Bro: Where you bin dude?

Dude: I just went to drop the camera off at Ted's but he was home and he made me come in and have a cup of tea and then he talked at me for hours, I couldn't get away.

Bro: Dude, sounds like you got hospitabilized!

by GWMcL October 7, 2010

gay fever

That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.

Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.

by GWMcL October 30, 2007

nsfpants

Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.

- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!

by GWMcL January 25, 2012

schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 9, 2007

confettiquette

Wedding etiquette.

It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.

by GWMcL September 26, 2010

aligorechy

The environmental police.

Origin: Al Gore + Oligarchy.

Better turn that heater down man or we'll have the aligorechy round to carbon tax us.

by GWMcL October 8, 2010