guy's definitions

Blea-otch

The whitening agent Snoop Dogg uses when he washes his clothes.

I need to put some blea-otch in the laundry to whiten my clothes.

by Guy April 28, 2003

swede

A big nosed hulking kinda guy that is terribble at math and resembles a cop!

Hey Swede, stop looking like a cop or we're gonna get our asses beat!
-stop crying .......fuckin'swede

by Guy March 24, 2005

domm

An adjective, noun, or adverb that describes someone or something that either doesn't make sense or is stupid in a funny way.

That joke about why the chicken crossed the road is really domm.

by Guy April 25, 2003

ROFM

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.

by Guy February 14, 2004

veggie8sandwich

a hot rocker chick with her lebret pierced

veggie8sandwich rocks saytown

by guy October 14, 2003

old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by Guy June 18, 2006

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006