actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand
by Guy April 24, 2004
Get the frotmug. When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.
by guy July 01, 2004
Get the blue crushmug. by Guy January 26, 2004
Get the decrepitmug. 1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.
1. plz! u r so wrong. ur a fag. (pronounced "PLZZZ! Ooh rrr so wrong. Err a fag." to everyone except for the very dumb and confused author and his/her moronic friends/fellow institute patients)
by guy November 23, 2003
Get the plzmug. by guy June 01, 2004
Get the Flaming popsiclemug. 
ComeBack for most your mom jokes
by GUY November 27, 2003
Get the Yeah, well your mom was really good last nightmug.