14 definitions by gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
by gummer stumps July 19, 2010
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"Apps", as in applications on Facebook usually disguised as quizzes, games or surveys that the send you to other pages or force you to allow it access to your info to get the answer to a quiz.
I clicked on a that IQ quiz on my Facebook page and to get the answer, it wanted access...I hate that apptrap shit!

Man I voted for Obama on a quiz on FB and got sent to a Ronald Regan page..Ronald Reagan..WTF!
by gummer stumps October 13, 2010
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as in liposuction i.e. the removal of fat but used in regards to the removal or draining of fact and or substance from any given situation.
"Did you read that article about that congressman, man they totally lipoed the truth."

"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"

"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"

"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
by gummer stumps October 8, 2010
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The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as junkhandler.
I hope that friskarista doesn't touch my junk!
by gummer stumps November 22, 2010
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1. Person or person who live by their Ipod and the hype that comes with it or any product from Apple. Can be seen with the ubiquitous white earphones either both or one hanging from their ear at all times.

2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.
1. Walked on the bus today and there were at least 10 Ipodians zoned out on ITunes

2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?
by gummer stumps July 19, 2010
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A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.
Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
by gummer stumps July 19, 2010
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Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.
Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
by gummer stumps July 19, 2010
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