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plural murakins
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
I'm a murakin and we don't do it that way.
How much is that in a murakin dollars?
Don't you people speak a murakin?
How much is that in a murakin dollars?
Don't you people speak a murakin?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the Murakin mug.A person who in any given situation is poised, knowledgeable and self confident and up to the task without being arrogant and self serving. The combinations of cool, attitude and dude all in one.
What a horrific situation, the plane hits a bird and loses all power and yet the pilot landed the plane right in the Hudson like it was an everyday occurrence, that my friend is coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 10, 2010
Get the coolatude mug.Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.
Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the baristarist mug.A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by gummer stumps November 24, 2010
Get the Blogosapien mug.The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as junkhandler.
by gummer stumps November 25, 2010
Get the Friskarista mug."Apps", as in applications on Facebook usually disguised as quizzes, games or surveys that the send you to other pages or force you to allow it access to your info to get the answer to a quiz.
I clicked on a that IQ quiz on my Facebook page and to get the answer, it wanted access...I hate that apptrap shit!
Man I voted for Obama on a quiz on FB and got sent to a Ronald Regan page..Ronald Reagan..WTF!
Man I voted for Obama on a quiz on FB and got sent to a Ronald Regan page..Ronald Reagan..WTF!
by Gummer Stumps October 16, 2010
Get the apptrap mug.A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.
Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.
Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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