hogs of war

(n.) A late nineties playstation game which was really a 3D take on worms. Very good and funny, considered to be the best turn based strategy of the last century by some, despite poor multiplayer and near-impossible last level that took ages to complete since *HINT* you have to hide one pig while the rest sacrifice themselves to gas the legends.

hogs of war pwned

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

j00

A nice way for the anti-semites to get away with saying shit, while prenteding they were dissing you as a person

Adolfgurl: j00 suck nose-cock

Jewishguy76: Stop the racism, nazi girl, before I gun-rape you.

Adolfgurl: j00 = you.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.

What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?

by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004

parallelogram

A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...

by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004

Bench Press

(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.

(n.) A bench designed for the above.

1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.

2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Jagger

Mick Jagger, the singer from the rolling stones

Jagger is an ugly fucker.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

spilt milk

(n.) A mistake that cannot be rectified.

There's no point crying over spilt milk

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004