The people who have been coming to alcoholic's anonymous meetings for so long, that they are considered royalty among eachother.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Six hundred and sixty six. The number of anti-christ, the beast- what was actually implied is open to interpretation. The number is assocciated with satanism because it is the number to mark the downfall of christianity. Pussy-hole goths use this number to act hard. They are unaware everyone knows they don't have physchic powers and shit, so just kick seven shades of green shit outta them anyway.
Woe to you o earth and see, for the devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short.
Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number.
It's number is six hundred and sixty six.
-Revelations chapter 13, Verse 18. As said in "The number of the beast" by Iron Maiden
Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number.
It's number is six hundred and sixty six.
-Revelations chapter 13, Verse 18. As said in "The number of the beast" by Iron Maiden
by Gumba Gumba March 06, 2004
by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004
Having an IQ above room temperature.
The US goverment will only accept intelligent people.
Bush is the president, hence, he is intelligent.
His IQ is low, hence everyone is smarter than him.
Everyone is therefore smrat er than he.
Teh Klevar!
Bush is the president, hence, he is intelligent.
His IQ is low, hence everyone is smarter than him.
Everyone is therefore smrat er than he.
Teh Klevar!
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
by Gumba Gumba September 10, 2006
(n.) The sin of onad, of scattering ones' seed upon the ground.
This sin, although rarely mentioned in name, seems to be the cause of hatred for many atheists. This ancient is actually no longer recognised by most Christian churches, and a growing number of Jewish synagogues. The reason it was introduced was not actually because of "some stupid religious thing about scaring kids into not beating off" as many active atheists may try and tell you, but a way of encouraging population growth. The new testament, the last part of the bible, was completed within a century of Jesus' death. The 'old testament', that is, the 'Jewish' section, and also used by Islam was completed before that. At this time the expected lifespan of a person was around thirty years, unless they were kings, religious leaders, upper classes etc.
This meant that people were generally having more kids to keep the population afloat. Not having children was seen as a waste of ones' seed. Masturbation was therefore discouraged by making it sinful (it harmed the population along with makinds' future). Although not strictly enforced, circumcision was the order of the day to prevent this, because it was no major crime, nor was it practically enforceable. Because fo the dropping death rate of recent centuries, especially the twentieth century where the expected life has almost doubled, it comes as no surprise no-one cares about this sin, except the anti-christian brigade of 13-year olds who 'know' that God does not exist (that is a separate matter)
This sin, although rarely mentioned in name, seems to be the cause of hatred for many atheists. This ancient is actually no longer recognised by most Christian churches, and a growing number of Jewish synagogues. The reason it was introduced was not actually because of "some stupid religious thing about scaring kids into not beating off" as many active atheists may try and tell you, but a way of encouraging population growth. The new testament, the last part of the bible, was completed within a century of Jesus' death. The 'old testament', that is, the 'Jewish' section, and also used by Islam was completed before that. At this time the expected lifespan of a person was around thirty years, unless they were kings, religious leaders, upper classes etc.
This meant that people were generally having more kids to keep the population afloat. Not having children was seen as a waste of ones' seed. Masturbation was therefore discouraged by making it sinful (it harmed the population along with makinds' future). Although not strictly enforced, circumcision was the order of the day to prevent this, because it was no major crime, nor was it practically enforceable. Because fo the dropping death rate of recent centuries, especially the twentieth century where the expected life has almost doubled, it comes as no surprise no-one cares about this sin, except the anti-christian brigade of 13-year olds who 'know' that God does not exist (that is a separate matter)
people such as ayb should learn about this shit before claiming God is a ceation to extract money and prevent mass debating
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004