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Definitions by gumba gumba

What's with the imitators here? Why are people using my name to say shit about creed? WTF is going on with these donky schlong suckers?
Madi- fuck you

Everyone else- fuck you

Gumba Gumba (the other prick posting as me) - fuck you. A lot. Very hard. Where do you live?
Creed by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

roulette 

Casino game where a ball is thrown onto a spinning horizontal wheel. The wheel has numbers on it 1-32. The numbers are either black or red.


Punters can bet on either the ball landing in the space of a colour (Black or red- 50% chance) or a number (1-32, 3.125% chance). Obviously, returns for betting on a number are mcuh harder. After the process of doubling up had been founded, the wheel was changed to add a 00 number. Should the ball land here (3% chance) Then the house wins and everyone who placed loses their money.

See also Russian Roulette
Observing the houses' hand signals to the hot chick, gumba cleaned house at the crooked roulette table.
roulette by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian
If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.
HMB by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

make love not war 

A bullshit hippy catchphrase trying to get people to fuck their wives instead of killing people. Obviously, these people are unaware that there are plenty of prostitutes in wherever the war is occuring, willing to give sucky sucky for as little as ten dolla, or even five dolla. The hookers are better because they love you long time, unless you are muy beau coup.

I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.
Variant of "companion" formed in England in the 1500's. It was a military (especially naval) term to address one who had achieved the same high ranking as yourself, and may only be used by commanders, admirals and such.


In the USSR it became a popular form of address, and of welcome into the social groups surrounding bolshevism.


Replacement for "sir" or "mister"
"Comrade Gumba" sunk your battleship, bitch.
comrade by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

real football 

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.
Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)
real football by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
Nelson Mandela's prison number. Now, a number used for people to pledge money to AIDS awareness charities.
Call 46664 today...etc.
46664 by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004