Definitions by gumba gumba

impregnable 

(adj.) A female who has had too many abortions to ever bear child.


(adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces.

Many britons believe thier island to be impregnable, but it has actually been invaded over 60 times since 1066. Fortunately, none of these were at all successful due to either poor planning or brilliant defensive mechanisms. Britain as a whole was only conquered once, by the roman empire, who actually took several attempts and centuries to do so. The vikings and saxons had very little in comparison to what Britain would later achieve.

impregnable by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

bonerparty 

(n.) a bunch of guys standing or sitting while facing the same direction and jacking off to a photo or something. As each ejaculates they shout "NAPOLEON". The last to do so has to wipe the rest of the cum away. The winner usually gets to keep the object of affection until the next boner party.

I've never won nor lost a boner party.

bonerparty by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

ghostbusters 

Who you're gonna call, should there be something strange in your neighbourhood.

Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!


*music and dancing to the theme tune*

ghostbusters by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

spilt milk 

(n.) A mistake that cannot be rectified.

There's no point crying over spilt milk

spilt milk by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

carpet bombing by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

hogs of war 

(n.) A late nineties playstation game which was really a 3D take on worms. Very good and funny, considered to be the best turn based strategy of the last century by some, despite poor multiplayer and near-impossible last level that took ages to complete since *HINT* you have to hide one pig while the rest sacrifice themselves to gas the legends.

hogs of war pwned

hogs of war by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Religious zealot 

Usually called fundamentalists, these people tend to be the idiots that piss off atheists and lead them to be jerks in definitions like god and bible.


these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.

The USA is the proud home of religious zealots.

Religious zealot by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004