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Greatest videogame charactors

Here is my revised list. Disagree with me and you are wrong. Get over it.

NUMBER) PROTAGONIST ; SERIES

1) Duke Nukem ; duke nukem
2) Solid Snake ; metal gear
3) Shao Khan; Mortal Kombat
4) Tank Commander; Quake
5) Mr.t ; Rocky
6) The undertaker ; WWF/WWE games
7) Lara Croft; First tomb raider only, they made her really sappy and retarded after that.
8) Liquid snake; metal gear solid
9) Xiahou Dun; Dynasty warriors
10) Guy from doom; Doom
11) Nemesis; resident evil
12) Vercetti; GTA
13) Purple Satan; Hexen (what youmean you never played it? Best doom clone ever!)
14) Venerable Uncle Fu; GTA (the first one, in case you wonder which)
15) Knucles; Sonic the hedgehog
16) Tal'set; Turok
17) Teflon Mike; Roadrash
18) BD Joe; Crazy Taxi
19) Team Lard bombardier; hogs of war
20) Chris Redfield; resident Evil

In addition, here are the worst three

3) Gordon Freeman ;half life
2) Konoko; Oni
1) Raiden; Metal gear solid

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

milkman

Someone involved in the delivery of Milk. Good, creamy milk.... mmmmmm

Drink dem milk - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

bumfluffer

Term for a homosexual, as in someone who plays assdarts.

Aye laddy, ye nay need t' be lookin at thi bonnie lass, ya bumfluffer!

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

evol

(adj.) Almost evil, but humourous.

Evil is love spelled backwards, well, if you change it around a bit. EVOL!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

6.4

The number of inches in the world-average penis size.

Yes, people really do have dicks that small. Pity them.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

mudder

Mispronounciation of Mother.

Doity mudder fucka!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

kung faux

Comedy television series in which classic Kung fu Movies are re-cut and re-dubbed with hip-hop speak and sound effects. The result is a parody with similarities to kung-pow, albeit with a more "street" dialogue.

Isn't faux (or fuax) french for false?

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004