gumba gumba's definitions

safe as houses

A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.

During the war....

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

Lord Lucan

The 7th Earl of Lucan, who disappeared in November 1974 after leaving the nanny of his children dead in a sack, and his wife brutalised. Although it is unclear what became of him after the warrant for his arrest was issued, many people claim to have seen him around the world since, and the British Tabloids will occasionly run a story on someone who may be him.

Full story at LordLucan.com

He has been missing long enough for his peerage to be given to his son.

I saw Lord Lucan on my trip to New York.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

shrink

Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.

My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

pussy wagon

A car that helps male owners impress females a lot.

"It's a real pussy wagon.... GREASE LIGHTENING!" - John Travolta

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

bring your hemorrhoids

Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.

Bring your hemorrhoids over here!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

fat les

(n.) A lower class british "musician" who sung about vindaloo, and scoring one more than you.


(n.) Contraction for "fat lesbian"

You're such a fat les, fuck off!

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

mullet-mobile

A car driven by rednecks and the mulleted inbreds of America.

See camaro

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004