gumba gumba's definitions

feather in his cap

to have a lot of people on ones' side.

He started his job with a feather in his cap.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

monkey shines

Mischeivous doings.

I've heard about your monkey shines.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

government in exile

(n.) When a coup d'etat is staged, the surviving members that stay loyal to the government will hold government in a nuetral country and will work with thier allies to remove the new government and restore thier power.

The government in exile was restored at the liberation of thier country.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004

ass handed

1) someone who shoots shit from their hand


2) someone that sits on their hands

3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.

The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

lawdog

Someone involved in law enforcement; an unholder of the law.

You have the right to fuck off, lawdog.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

fuctup

Contracted for "fucked up". The meaning is "not functioning properly"

woozle wozzle yoo is teh fuctup

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

kung fu

1) Chinese fo "Skill learned over time".

2) The martial art that is shown off in movies, but is rarely practical for the casual person. Only useful if one dedicates hours a day to it.

3) To physically attack

4) What happens when you cook a cat and call it crispy duck.

"I'm gonna kung fu yo ass"


"mmmm... duck"

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004