gumba gumba's definitions

the lynx effect

Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by Fabergé Paris or Fabergé Ireland. Wow, Ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.

"all your fine bitches are belong to us"

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

fitch

What you tell swiss dogs to do after throwing a stick at them.

okey, fitch, lassie-adulf! No, fitch, like fire-clapper.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

teen movie

Romantic and slightly comical movie aimed at people in their teens. These movies are usually based on multiple failed seduction attempts before the final, successful attempt on prom night. The fact that there is a reformed cool-guy winning over a girl with "sweetness" usually attracts young females to watch these shit movies. Parodized in Not another teen movie. On the rare occasion, when the movie is made for a male audience, it will not suck.

The breakfast club, pretty in pink, she's all that, ten things I hate about you, loser, most freddie prinze jr movies.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

all-american

A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.


Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See slut


"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See fake football.

Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.


HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!

*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

sunk my battleship

"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.

Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!

Gaytalk moderator loses!

Comrade Gumba: all your base...

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

toboggan

Sexual act where the "butch" isgiving some to the "bitch" from behind while near a slope. The butch will then knock her arms away to 'ride' him/her down slope. If the bitch is sitting on the butch, and his back is near the slope, he/she may push him back to ride.

oh yeah... that's good *punch*


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Chelski

What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.

Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.

by Gumba Gumba May 22, 2004