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asco

(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
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fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.
GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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Raiden

Charactor from the metal gear solid sequel, who is hated by most fans.

Not to be confused with Rayden, from mortal combat.
Raiden looks really gay...
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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drop point

The place where narcotics will be left for pick-up. Known as dp.
The dp is your house.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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licence to print money

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.
I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
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