gumba gumba's definitions

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Jerry

WWI term used by the British Amry to refer to a German.

Here comes Jerry Bastard!

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

bukake

In fuedal Japan, adulterous women were taken by thier fathers down to the beaches and buried up to thier necks in sand. Local youths would then take thier turn to force her to perform fellatio on them, punching her in the face should she resist/bite.


She would be left on the beach overnight, and be totally cumfaced by morning. Over the night, the father would arrange for an authority figure such as a policeman to come and check on her in the morning. Usually, the young womans head would be cut off with a few swipes of a sword. Should she beg for mercy, then a FGM will be performed on her, so that she should not be unfaithful again. Sometimes, a watchman will stand with her during bukake to twist her nose in order to make her swallow the seminal fluid.


Todays' pornography term is a watered-down version without any violence. It consists of a group of men dancing around a woman who gives them each a blowjob, often two at a time.

Changes in the law and turning a blinf eye to murder have made sure bukake is not the violent face-rape tradition that continued well into the twentieth century. Illegally, you will still find some girls buried on asian beaches in a form of bukake, although they are less likely to be killed afterwards.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

tommy gun

Name given to a selection of automatic weapons that used cases of bullets; primitive magazines.

Tommy gun up yo ass.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

bolshevik

The Marxist party that came into power in Russia via a revolution in 1917. Ruled russia until 1991 when the USSR was disbanded and formed the CIS nations. The Bolsheviks wore red as a symbol for extreme leftism, and hence, everything they did was called a red action

You bloshevik, you shared my cat among my children by cutting it up. Bastard...

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

fuctup

Contracted for "fucked up". The meaning is "not functioning properly"

woozle wozzle yoo is teh fuctup

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004