Definitions by gumba gumba

hogs of war 

(n.) A late nineties playstation game which was really a 3D take on worms. Very good and funny, considered to be the best turn based strategy of the last century by some, despite poor multiplayer and near-impossible last level that took ages to complete since *HINT* you have to hide one pig while the rest sacrifice themselves to gas the legends.

hogs of war pwned

hogs of war by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

iron cross 

A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.

Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.

iron cross by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

yellowjackets 

(n.) Gold nuggets.

Pa was looking for yellowjackets down by the river

--Huckleberry finn.

yellowjackets by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

hexen 

1995 DOOM clone, used for the finals of some doom competition held by microsoft that year.

Hexen was sooooo better than Quake.

hexen by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

quake 

Over-rated doom clone with dumb graphics. Hexen was better. At least it introduced something new to gaming (hub levels) and not poor level design. Seriously, the first two quake games sucked.

Quake III was good though.

quake by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

so ten minutes ago 

See so yesterday


(adj.) bringing up a conversational topic that has already ended.

a: So what do you think about iraqi Priso...


b: oh that was so ten minutes ago... where you been at?

so ten minutes ago by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004