guillermo's definitions

nerfing

The act of pushing down on the head of one who is performing an act of oral sex.

He seemed a little shy at first, but with some nerfing he took it all!

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004

cuntburger

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

okoge

Japanese term for a "fag hag," a woman who prefers the company of gay men.

I went to see GODZILLA and that okoge, Tamiko, was there with all her gay friends. She'll never get married if she always with them.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

Miss Tea Cups

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.

Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004