145 definitions by guidoposse69

da

A bitched version of the article "the." Mainly used by ethnic minorities.

Yo, I is chillin wit da posse.

by guidoposse69 February 7, 2005

cunt

Offensive term for the female genitalia. Also used to describe a bitch-like woman.

She advised me to keep my fingers away from her god-damn cunt.

by guidoposse69 March 4, 2005

fudge packer

A man who engages in gay anal sex.

Did you just call me a fudge packer? I'm telling you I ain't gay.

by guidoposse69 January 30, 2005

suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.

I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.

by guidoposse69 January 22, 2005

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by guidoposse69 February 6, 2005

fellatio

Oral sex performed on a man, like Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton.

Every Thursday he engaged in degrading forms of sodomy, fellatio and cunnilingus.

by guidoposse69 February 4, 2005

wang

Colloquial term for the male genitalia, particularly the penis.

Simeon has a huge wang.

by guidoposse69 February 8, 2005