pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 17, 2005

libra

The seventh of the 12 signs of the zodiac, represented by the scales, which runs from September 24 to October 23.

Libra is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005

next next period

The period following next period.

I have Latin next period, but next next period I'm free.

by GuidoPosse69 February 14, 2005

camel toe

A fashion in which a girl wears her clothes so tight around her genitalia that her pussy becomes visible.

The camel toe fad was popular in '03 but in the past two years it has since died out.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

head

The act of performing oral sex on a male, properly known as fellatio. It is most often used in the phrase "to give head to."

I heard Missy Pepa gave head to you last night.

by GuidoPosse69 February 17, 2005

pissed off

Extremely angry. Especially on a Friday when I'm in a good mood!

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed off now.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.

I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.

by GuidoPosse69 January 22, 2005