guidoposse69's definitions
by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005
Get the word upmug. to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.
It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.
by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005
Get the jack offmug. One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.
by GuidoPosse69 January 21, 2005
Get the suspiriamug. by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005
Get the next next periodmug. by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005
Get the leomug. He gave her a foot massage. Now is it the same as eating her pussy out, no, but it's the same ballpark.
by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005
Get the eat outmug. A form of literature that originated in 1930's magazines. It features relatively simplistic and often lurid tales, with much action and little psychological thrills.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005
Get the pulpmug.