guidoposse69's definitions

eat me

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

jevita

An urban slang term for a small, young, sexy female.

"Esta jevita tiene tremendo culo" - (Pitbull, 2004)

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005

mount

To forcibly thrust the penis into the vagina.

After 3 months, Pepa finally allowed me to mount her.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

buddah

Urban slang for marijuana. May also be spelled buddha.

He's selling buddah if he's got plenty of money. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 song Heaven Or Hell)

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

yellow journalism

Lies and/or propaganda which are passed off as legitimate journalism, though they favor one political party or viewpoint.

The NNN (Nazi News Network-another term for the Fox News Channel) believes that Michael Moore's work is yellow journalism.

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

cancer

The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

Cancer is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

buddha

Urban slang for marijuana. Also written as buddah.

He's selling buddha if he's got plenty of money. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 song Heaven Or Hell)

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005