Definitions by grumpyboy

pakki 

In the UK, Short for pakkistani offen an insult (but not always). Stupid people offen used this term in less enlightend days to refer to anyone who was even vaguely indian or pakkistani.

I really hate that fucking pakki

pakki by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

up the shiter 

to have anal sex with someone

hey guys steven did me up the shiter last night

up the shiter by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

shiter 

a word to decribe your arsehole

jesus fuckme I had a curry last night and now my shiter is buring like fuck.

shiter by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

squeeze one out 

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

squeeze one out by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

milk race 

when a group of teenager lads have a group masturbation session to see who will come first.

hey mates ive got some porn lets have a milk race.

milk race by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

one in the oven 

a woman who is pregant

tracy that silly old sour faced tart shes got one in the oven

one in the oven by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

ponce

a person who hangs around other poeple scoialy and never pays his way ie gets people to buy him drinks food etc but never returns the favour.

thats the 5th pint ive bought that cunt Dave hes such a ponce.

ponce by grumpyboy September 26, 2005