grinnell's definitions
When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.
Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke
John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.
Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??
John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.
Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??
by Grinnell March 30, 2008
Get the Virginia Slim Massacremug. This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
Get the Friday Night Fuck Festmug. When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.
His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.
The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.
The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.
Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
Get the The Virginia Slim Massacremug. A wierd ass looking fucking house in St. Augustine Florida. This is the home of the famous grundfuttock. The house is very distinguishable and there have been known to be parties that last 48 hours straight there.
It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.
This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.
If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.
It is unusual in that there are 4 doors on the second floor leading to knowhere.
This is also the home of Kevin Fi Chris (KFC) Frat.
If you are ever at Flager beach it is essential that you check out the grundfuttock house and enjoy the experience for yourself.
College Student 1: Hey man do you know who lives in that tall white house?
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be
College Student 2: Yea dumbass it's the fucking grundfuttock house
College Student 3: Yo we gotta go and rage with the grundfuttock, they throw the best keggers
College Student 2: O yea and the kegs are usually PBR
All students: Fuck yea the fucking grundfuttock is the place to be
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
Get the Grundfuttock Housemug. When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.
After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.
The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.
The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.
John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.
Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.
Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
Get the St. Augustine Apple Tossmug. When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
Get the 3 Second Pregnancy Scaremug. When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
Get the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilationmug.