bear guts

slang for verga... which means penis in espanol.. used in down low situations

aye girl, play with my bear guts.

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

tward

a fatass reefer joint...

damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

goo-low

person with a lot of authority, and a huge cock as well. (The goo from down below)

i shake my goo-low at you... get back to work

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

hand journey

spanking the monkey.

Alfredo felt lonely last night, so he decided to go on a hand journey.

by grimpin1 October 18, 2010

Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018