gregin' (Greg Dahlen)'s definitions

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

Graunchy

Same as raunchy but the added g makes it sound like you're growling like a bear or a horny dude so it goes with being raunchy

Sometimes Reddit can get pretty graunchy.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 17, 2021

white juice

milk. parallels "green juice"

Think I'll grab some cornflakes with white juice.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 30, 2021

Shitnug

A bad person

That bastard's a real bully.
Shitnug.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) October 13, 2021

twist

To sexually excite someone so they desire you intensely.

Jane is so sexy.
She twists me.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) October 16, 2021

dehy

short for dehydrated

I gotta get some water, I'm too dehy.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) October 16, 2021

Abo

Something horrible, such as a horrible person. Short for abomination.

Bullies are abos.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) October 16, 2021