gregg's definitions

Baddie Bag

A disappointing gift bag that often contains cheap tupperware, nerf balls, and plastic bags. This is the reward one gets for volunteering.

This Tag Sale sucks, all we got was this stupid baddie bag for helping out.

by Gregg November 12, 2004

haochi

another term for an asian hoochie.

Poodles is such a haochi.

by Gregg October 26, 2004

hollow balls

That aching feeling you get in your testicles after too much sex. The opposite of blue balls.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

pirate smoker

A (usually male) fellator.

I heard he was a pirate smoker.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Krab

Fish, usually pollock or similar, or a mixture, processed to resemble crab meat, but cannot be legally called crab (i.e. imitation crab).

I'll take one of those krab cakes, please.

by Gregg February 10, 2004

air enima

The act of putting your lips around someones asshole and blowing.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

slapnut

Insult to be used in place of 'idiot', mostly for repeated offense of same idiotic behavior.

Yo slapnut....stop being such an assclown!

by Gregg March 8, 2005