gregben's definitions

Sexacent

69 cents.
You could call 6ix9ine as well.

Me: How much does this bottle cost?
You: A sexacent.
Me: What does that mean?
You: 69 cents.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Beetlejews

A Jewish movie about ghosts.

Ben: Beetlejews is the best Jewish movie on Earth.
Gregory: Hmm.
Ben: It has a sequel in 2024.
Gregory: What’s it called.
Ben: Beetlejews 2.

by gregben November 20, 2023

POOREKA

The exclamative phrase when you or someone lets out a big poop.

Me: I smell something in the bathroom.
You: POOREKA! Your friend just let it out.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.

Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.

by gregben February 26, 2022

vagantasy

A fantasy of one’s vagina.

You: Are you having a vagantasy over your girlfriend.
Me: Who even cares.

by gregben February 27, 2022

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).

Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by gregben February 6, 2022