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Definitions by gregben

A genre of music with a catchy beat that makes you dance so hard that you pee your pants from excitement.
You: My friends were peeing their pants at the club.
Me: Yeah, pissco music really makes people piss themselves.
You: Right, that’s why it’s called a pisscotheque.
Me: Oh yeah.
Pissco by gregben March 30, 2022

Boner M. 

A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.

Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.

They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Boner M. by gregben March 24, 2022

Pooneral 

Where you bury your own poop.
I just buried my poop at my pooneral.
Pooneral by gregben March 19, 2022
Experimental Penetrating/Pussy Cummunity/City of Urban/Urinating Nipples/Noobs Tomorrow.

Located at Jizzney World.

The center of it is Spaceshit Earth, a giant testicle that’s missing another and it’s ballsack.

Near it is Test Track, also known as the bat to hit the ball.

Though it’s actually a crash dummy ride.
There are other attractions such as Journey to Ejaculation with Niggment and Whorin’ Around the World.

It’s worst place is Mission Space, which makes you come out feeling like you’re in your one of your periods and trimesters.
Gregory: Do you wanna go to EPCUNT?

Ben: I’m good.
EPCUNT by gregben March 19, 2022

Sex O’Cock 

The time where you have sex.
It’s sex o’cock now.
Sex O’Cock by gregben March 15, 2022

Penisylvania 

What you call a state where everyone shows off their penises and masturbates.
You: Penisylvania is a cool state to be in.
Me: Yeah, Philadelphias on it.
Penisylvania by gregben March 14, 2022
What farmers call birds that constantly squawk and cluck nonstop to annoy the hell out of the town folks.
They form baby bumps before laying their eggs.
Little pricks are born and they scream and poop all the time.

Also used to describe annoying, selfish, bratty, bitchy idiots.
Farmer: These prickens are ruining my damn ol’ day.
Me: Go be a pricken somewhere else.
Pricken by gregben March 14, 2022