2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.
by gregben September 12, 2023

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.
Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.
by gregben July 06, 2021

Explorer: That tree looks weird.
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!
by gregben July 06, 2021

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.
Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben December 31, 2021

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.
by gregben February 25, 2022

A megasexagon (also known as a mega sexagon as well as a megafuckagon and mega fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 million sides.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.
That's 1 million times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 megagons (million-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000521 degrees.
Ben: I thought a sexagon was weird.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.
Gregory: What about 69 million.
Ben: You mean a megasexagon?
Gregory: Yeah.
by gregben June 08, 2023

by gregben May 27, 2023
