The 69th Plunge

A water slide where you climb 69 feet upstairs and plunge 69 feet on a 138 foot long slide.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.
Me: I want to go on the 69th Plunge.
You: Have fun.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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Buttnik

A Pussian shitellite launched by the Soviet Poonion into orbit around our doomed planet Earth.
Russia just launched Buttnik into orbit.
by gregben February 28, 2022
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Dickscotheque

A place where gay people party together, dance, and get sexually excited.
You: Wanna go party?
Me: Yeah, let's go to the dickscotheque and dance
by gregben August 21, 2022
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Faggeta

What Vegeta or Vageta would be named if he were gay.
Frieza: Faggeta and Goku just got married.
Cell: What?
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Badass Romance

Lady Gaga’s best song.
It’s about a tough lady going on a date with a hot muscular guy.
I’ll make any listener dance.
Ben: Badass Romance got me dancing.
Gregory: I know, Lady Gaga sang it.
by gregben February 16, 2022
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Hyperpoop

A musical genre that sounds like pooping while high and hyper, usually involving screaming and moaning with autotune.
Basically our crappy modern genre of poosic known as poop, but on sugar and drugs.
You: Charli XCX has some of the weirdest poosic out there.
Me: I know, it’s hyperpoop.
You: Hyperpoop has to be the most insane genre in music.
Me: It’s like getting coked up.
by gregben February 20, 2022
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Black

The exact opposite of white.

It is caused by the absorption of all incident light.

Some things look darker than others because they absorb more light.

The only element to ever do that is Nga (Niggatronium), an element consisting of 500 N (neutrons) and 1 Z (proton) making it among the heaviest element of all time besides U (uranium) which has 92 protons and 92 electrons and is radioactive.

Our pigmentation contains Nga and some people have it more than others.

Though black holes look black as they pull light with their extreme gravity.
Person 1: White isn’t a color.
Person 2: Neither is black.
Person 1: Well white looks bright because it reflects all light.
Person 2: And black looks dark because it absorbs all light.
by gregben June 10, 2021
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