Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.
NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.
by gregben September 18, 2023
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Waginus Flytrap

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.
Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.
by gregben July 07, 2021
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Paris Hellton

A female celebrity with a voice that makes you want to go to hell.
All she says is That’s Hot, or is it That Shot or That Thot?
Ben: Paris Hellton has the most annoying raspy voice I’ve ever heard.
Gregory: She sure doesn’t deserve her fame.
by gregben February 20, 2022
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Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).
Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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DJ Assper

Known for playing the Crap Crap Slide, a song that gets people crapping and became a dance craze.
You: Did you dance to the Crap Crap Slide?
Me: I sure did, DJ Assper is fucking epic.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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Niggey Mouse

The most famous mouse in the African Disney movies.
His jokes are hilarious .
His friend is Donald Dick who is a real dick.

Niggey sings the Nigga song: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 100% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 200% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Why do poolice hate niggas? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGS NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA THEY HATE EM CUZ THEIR DICKS ARE BIGGER! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Why do call yourself a nigga? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA CUZ I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN’ NIGGA!

You can find him in shows and movies on Disney Channel Africa.
Gregory: What channel are you watching?
Ben: I’m watching Disney Channel Africa, Niggey Mouse is so funny.
Gregory: I see.
Niggey Mouse: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga.
by gregben February 20, 2022
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Baeonce

A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.
Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.
by gregben May 29, 2023
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