gregben's definitions

Penisylvania

What you call a state where everyone shows off their penises and masturbates.

You: Penisylvania is a cool state to be in.
Me: Yeah, Philadelphia’s on it.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.

Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Hyperpoop

A musical genre that sounds like pooping while high and hyper, usually involving screaming and moaning with autotune.
Basically our crappy modern genre of poosic known as poop, but on sugar and drugs.

You: Charli XCX has some of the weirdest poosic out there.
Me: I know, it’s hyperpoop.
You: Hyperpoop has to be the most insane genre in music.
Me: It’s like getting coked up.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Pisscotheque

An orgy where you get so excited as to piss your pants when you dance.

You: I got excited at the pisscotheque
Me: I know, I saw you pissed your pants.

by gregben August 21, 2022

Rapeture

The moment where Jesus Fucking Christ comes to rape all Jewish and Satanists.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.

The Bible says the rapeture will come.

by gregben October 16, 2022

Pussylvania

A state women get pussy from men at.

You: Men are making out with women in Pussylvania.
Me: I though it was Pennsylvania, where Philadelphia is and I’m at.

by gregben February 26, 2022