Definitions by gregben

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
It’s 1 hour 9 minutes.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.
You: Well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 sexaminute.
Me: Wow.

Sexaminute by gregben September 12, 2023

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.

Sexaminute by gregben September 12, 2023

Hexainch 

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).

Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.

Hexainch by gregben September 12, 2023

Octainch

8 inches (8”).
2/3 of 1 foot (2/3’).

Me: My penis can grow an octainch long during erections.
You: That’s cool.

Octainch by gregben September 12, 2023

Sexainch 

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing and healthy.
This is one of the main reasons most hot models and most American males are this height.

Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and most American men are a sexainch tall.

Sexainch by gregben September 11, 2023

Pornade 

3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.

Pornade by gregben September 11, 2023

Pornoyear

30 years.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.

Me: I had sex and children 1 pornoyear after birth.
You: Wow!

Pornoyear by gregben September 11, 2023