gregben's definitions

Sexakilogram

69 kilograms (kg).
69,000 grams (g).

Denoted as sxkg in the International System of Units (SI).

138 kg = 2 sxkg.

Some people use the term sexakilos for short.

I weigh a sexakilogram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Puss

A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.

You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.

by gregben February 16, 2022

Fuckagon

Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.

Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.

by gregben May 27, 2023

Bad Bromance

When 2 bros (usually gay) get engaged but end up fighting.

You: These brothers just started fighting after getting engaged.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.

by gregben February 18, 2022

Assma

A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.

Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.

by gregben December 12, 2021

Trader Hoe's

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.

Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.

by gregben August 21, 2022

69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.

Most of us are 69 inches tall.

by gregben October 15, 2023