The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
by gregben February 23, 2022

A hexacontaenneagon or hexacontanonagon is a polygon with 69 sides.
It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.
One interior angle is 174.78 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.21 degrees.
Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.
It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.
One interior angle is 174.78 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.21 degrees.
Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.
by gregben May 28, 2023

Music from 2007 to the present, since the death of the G.O.A.T. Michael Jackson.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.
Ben: Music used to be so much fun back in the day.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.
by gregben June 07, 2021

69 stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.
Also the term for 69 kidney stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.
Also the term for 69 kidney stones.
Powerlifter Ray Williams did a raw squat of 1 sexastone in 2016.
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).
by gregben September 13, 2023

A vagirus that causes all sorts of sexual diseases (UTIs, STDs, herpes, vaginitis) and pregnant people will get severe cases of PUPPP, HG, and miscarriages from it.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.
Ben: The world is doomed from the coronavagirus.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.
by gregben February 23, 2022

by gregben February 27, 2022

A sea creature that poops flies over people just to poop on them for being cunts.
A sea creature that acts like an annoying little cunt.
A sea creature that sounds like it's constantly moaning as if having sex no matter what it's doing.
A sea creature that distracts you from your summer vacation.
A sea creature that acts like an annoying little cunt.
A sea creature that sounds like it's constantly moaning as if having sex no matter what it's doing.
A sea creature that distracts you from your summer vacation.
You: I went to the beach to swim in the ocean, but these pelicunts are getting in the way.
Me: Would you pelicunts just shut up.
Me: Would you pelicunts just shut up.
by gregben July 26, 2022
