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Definitions by gregben

Vagentine’s Day 

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.
You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.
Vagentine’s Day by gregben February 15, 2022

Cece Penis-ton 

A famous singer known for her smash dance hit Finally, which became one of the biggest EDM hits of all time.
Ben: I looked up 99’s dance music and saw that one of the biggest hits there was Finally by Cece Penis-ton.
Gregory: That was such a great song and I Wanna listen to it again with you.
Ben: Good times it was.
Cece Penis-ton by gregben February 15, 2022

Saturn 5 

The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.

It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).

It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Saturn 5 by gregben February 6, 2022

Lunar Eclipse 

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).
Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.
Lunar Eclipse by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Crotchrane 

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
Tom Crotchrane by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Cocaine 

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.
Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.
Tom Cocaine by gregben February 6, 2022

Silly Pussy 

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.
Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.
Silly Pussy by gregben February 5, 2022