greg's definitions

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

microphone

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

by Greg April 5, 2003

hodad

A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.

"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."

by Greg March 30, 2003

tree fidy

three dollars and fifty cence

the loch ness monster came up to and said "i need about tree fidy"

by greg March 6, 2003

juking

Having dry sex to musical beats. Dancing passionatly.

I was juking with some chicks at the club.

by Greg February 25, 2003

Shem

Suburban Club Goer. Can be male or female but more commonly male. Can be identified by one or all of the following items: Cheesy tattoos(example: any form of flash tribal or anything incorporating a panther) spandex shirts w/ designer jeans. Spikey teased hair, J-lo sunglasses(yes even on males)lots of body glitter(again even on males) usually holding glow sticks.
Mostly found in the Westchester county area of NY.
More info See "Poseur"

Damn, this Club is loaded w/ shems tonite.

Can also be varried based on description
ie:
Wigger: sheminem
Shem-haven: Pearl nite club in white plains NY

by Greg February 18, 2003

gentrophilia

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

by Greg October 26, 2002