greg's definitions

crete

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

by Greg August 22, 2003

gas mask

When you cup your hand around a fart and enclose the hand around your friend's, girlfriend's, or any number of people's nose and mouth.

Yo bro, you just got gas masked, and it smells terrible.

Aww man, I just got gas masked.

by Greg April 24, 2004

stuph

Kooler way of spelling "stuff"

i took my stuph to my friends house

by greg January 20, 2004

Alcohol Nazi

alcohol+nazi One who tries to limit your drinking, by taking away your alcohol and/or making it difficult for you to drink more

I want another beer, quit being such an alcohol nazi.

by Greg February 17, 2005

teethslapper

to smack the shit out of someone texan style

nick is a total teethslapper

by greg January 20, 2004

boofable

To want to jump the bones of a slightly older woman.

Ms. Gwinnbeth is the most boofable teacher at our school! Gwinnbeth - drinks or Indian food one night this week? :)

by Greg April 24, 2005

seinfeld

the show about nothing, is also the best sitcom in television history. till this date, no show has ever been close to top what seinfeld did.

vandalay industries! vandalay industries!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

dentists, who needs them?
yeah, just like the blacks and the jews.

by Greg January 19, 2005