greg's definitions

Paint Chips

A fun snack, especially for children that are products of inter-family realationships and philip.

Cletis' son love to eat paint chips.

by Greg December 5, 2003

Saint Patrick's Day

St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.

In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.

by Greg March 17, 2004

despisitional

The act of Despising or describing something that has a list of nouns that are despised.

I have added quite a few people on my despisitional list today.

by Greg May 11, 2004

fuckwad

a normal person who is surrounded by mass media and audience

that guy on the tv is a total fuckwad

by greg March 28, 2004

Woosta

Worcestershire Sauce. Goes with well done steaks, cutlets, chops, beer and Chartreuse.

Jen: "I can't believe that I ran out of Worcestershire Sauce before this BBQ!"

Alex: "It's OK I've brought a whole bottle with me - I'm drinking beer and Woosta tonight"

All else present: "Hu-Ah!"

by Greg January 7, 2004

hodad

A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.

"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."

by Greg March 30, 2003

jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

by greg February 12, 2005