greg's definitions

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003

Troll Metal

Overly melodic 'extreme' metal. Characterized by strange band names, overly complex song titles, influence from classical music, and catchy choruses. Rhapsody, Bal-Saggoth, and Stormlord are all good examples of Troll Metal. See also Glory Metal.

Dude, this Troll Metal really sucks, but it's so catchy I can't stop listening to it.

by Greg September 28, 2003

noisecore

noisecore is a subgenre of metal that transcends both hardcore and metal. It's intrumentation is unique- in that the guitar riffs are numerous and chaotic- often involving harmonics and fretboard noise. The vocals are normal screamed and hard to follow. That , however does not mean that the lyrics themselves are banal and unintelligent. On the contrary, noisecore lyrics are esoteric and ambiguous often having multiple meanings. Some of the most proficient of drummers can be found in noisecore.The rythmns are sporadic and often polyrythmic as well. Jazz influences can also be found in noisecore as well. The more complex the music is, the farther away from tradional song structures become.Chaos in noisecore is paramount.Noisescapes and samples are found frequently in this genre as an enhancement to the music to give it a more darker feel.

converge the dillenger escape plan

by greg September 23, 2003

wtfzor

Synonym to the popular acronym wtf. Used among leet speakers to add more emphasis to the expression.

speaker1: blaaaargh!! i am the fatty boom batty!
speaker2: WTFZOR!?

by Greg September 20, 2003

Quack

To talk rubbish or drive a point home unecessarily

Stop quacking about it! (to someone who for example goes on and on boringly)

by Greg September 16, 2003

rx8

a car that pussies talk shit about can't even leave their name. oh yea! it's motor also won the Int'l engine of the year. don't think your shit did that?

by Greg September 15, 2003

broken liver

Drinking to the point of liver failure.

Dude, Rich is dead, he's got a broken liver.

by Greg September 10, 2003