green909's definitions

College

A place I am happy that I choose to not go to. My sister is in college and she already has 3 student loans.

Yo, you going to college?

Nope.

Why?

Cus Highschool was hard enough.

by green909 January 25, 2024

VRChat

The game where I saw someone wear a sexualized avatar of a character that is in a game primairly aimed at children. But people liked it.

Hey guys! I told my VRChat boyfriend I am Phantom Pregnant.

Dude WTF.

by green909 March 18, 2024

Koryolink

A North Korean phone company founded in 2008.
The phone commercial can be watched on YouTube, though it has the most questionable subtitles that are definitely real.

Bro I just got the Koryolink! It's so much better than the shitty iPhone!

by green909 January 20, 2023

VRChat

The game with the most ~~chronically~~ terminally online people you will ever meet. I used to play this game myself but I never really used a VR. anytime i boot up the game every now and then it's the same people i recognize in my online friends list.

Please be careful when you go on games like VRChat.

by green909 December 20, 2023

Whimpering

A sound that some people are into. It's technically just straight-up moaning.

I love the sounds of men whimpering!!111!

Ashley. Please go to therapy.

by green909 June 13, 2023

WinRAR

A software for unzipping files. The fact it never forcefully makes you pay after the 40 day trial is funny.

You are a dumbass if you pay for WinRAR.

by green909 February 16, 2024

Ketchup Packet

A slur used towards women on their period.

Originally it's those packets of ketchup you get with your school lunch or any other fast food resteraunt.

Ketchup Packet is a pretty messed up thing to say to a woman so I wouldn't say that unless if you wanna get smacked.

by green909 December 20, 2023