one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)
“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”
by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020
a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket
Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.
by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
An attractive girl/woman that radiates a stellar feminine quality (derived from the astronomy term of the same name meaning: an extremely luminous active galactic nucleus, in which a supermassive black hole with mass ranging from millions to billions of times the mass of the Sun is surrounded by a gaseous accretion disk.)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
by goose_on_a_roof October 09, 2020
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
by goose_on_a_roof October 09, 2020
A brunette
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
by goose_on_a_roof October 09, 2020
Verb
to work like a dog, push yourself (or it) to the limit
This is derived from phrases such as “I am dog tired.” and “I'M GONNA DOG YOU ‘TIL YO’ TONGUE HANGS OUTCHO MOUTH LIKE A RED NECKTIE!!!”.
to work like a dog, push yourself (or it) to the limit
This is derived from phrases such as “I am dog tired.” and “I'M GONNA DOG YOU ‘TIL YO’ TONGUE HANGS OUTCHO MOUTH LIKE A RED NECKTIE!!!”.
Cyclist 1: …ya ready to pack it in?
Cyclist 2: Let’s just dog it over that next hill…then we can pound a few brewskis.
Cyclist 2: Let’s just dog it over that next hill…then we can pound a few brewskis.
by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022
(original definition)
verb
to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)
This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.
verb
to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)
This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.
by goose_on_a_roof March 29, 2022