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Definitions by good old max

Johndenvered 

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.
*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.
Johndenvered by good old max February 5, 2019
A big fat man who participates in the art of "Chub and Tuck".
Damn, that teacher is a real Cromper.
Cromper by good old max February 5, 2019
A pile of dead black people who were either burned or are completely ash.
Look at the pile of Coonage!
Coonage by good old max February 5, 2019
When burning a person of Jewish faith and their ash leaves a stain on the floor.
I wish I had placed a tarp down, now there is a Jewstain.
Jewstain by good old max February 5, 2019
Someone who tries to add their own name to The Urban Dictionary and give it an outstanding definition/review.
Fuck, another Nitchbag tried to add their name again!
Nitchbag by good old max February 5, 2019

mulvested 

When a large round woman, with a potent mushroom stench, attempts to caress you.
did you hear that Alex got mulvested?
mulvested by good old max February 5, 2019