good old max's definitions

mulvested

When a large round woman, with a potent mushroom stench, attempts to caress you.

did you hear that Alex got mulvested?

by good old max February 5, 2019

Cromper

A big fat man who participates in the art of "Chub and Tuck".

Damn, that teacher is a real Cromper.

by good old max February 5, 2019

Nitchbag

Someone who tries to add their own name to The Urban Dictionary and give it an outstanding definition/review.

Fuck, another Nitchbag tried to add their name again!

by good old max February 5, 2019

Jewstain

When burning a person of Jewish faith and their ash leaves a stain on the floor.

I wish I had placed a tarp down, now there is a Jewstain.

by good old max February 5, 2019

Coonage

A pile of dead black people who were either burned or are completely ash.

Look at the pile of Coonage!

by good old max February 5, 2019

Johndenvered

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.

*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.

by good old max February 5, 2019