working poverty

working poverty: a phrase of which every half or decent human being should feel a flash of shame when uttering out loud mostly because it's unnecessary and almost everybody knows this.
Also it tells us that, while people are working they are still "poor" (there are many definitions or feelings concerning the word poor but in this context it can be read as "f***ed" or "scr##ed" or even opportunity, you define it, get creative) some people have very funny ideas on what winning means, i'm sure they read the expression "throphy kids" as if it's a bad thing. (see egg thief for further and broader definition)
"can i lend some money? i thought you we're working? i do and i am, i'm working poverty."

"50-60 hours a week, that should do it, right? Not! Working poverty."

"working poverty, opportunity, bring the coupons."

"surplus-coupons-working poverty-long expiration date-opportunity-stack for winter bro!"

"Foodbank!"
by good attention July 22, 2013
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Advertired.

a state of being wherein someone "briefly" can't stand anything that has anything to do with either marketing or advertisements, note this state is only "tempo-rarely" and will fanish when the proverbial battery is re-charged again.
..."are you gonna click that? I can't, i'm advertired."

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by good attention December 03, 2013
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TMTSTT-why

TMTSTT-why: The Moment They Start Talking To You, the moment you have no clue as to how quickly or fast to get away before the "chitchat" starts.

TMTSTT-why is an allergic reaction to chitchat, it might be the intonation, i can feel my arches going south....it needs pepper...it needs a lot of pepper and prepare to have loooooooooooong midwinter tune out naps. But as they say "chitchat" is part of the friendship deal.
"check my pulse! Why? ...is it TMTSTT-why? Yes. it needs pepper."

"let's go eat something with the guys over there, that group of people give me instant TMTSTT-why! Cool."

"breathe woman breathe...you give me TMTSTT-why."
by good attention December 11, 2013
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CARBO AMERICAN

CARBO AMERICAN: a expression used on the television show "3rd rock from the sun" as a way of describing "one's cultural, social and linguistic background" as a means to gain an individual identity to distinguish one person from the next.
"so, i'm part spanish, part european, part american and i love hockey, what are you? well..ehh..i'm a "carbo american".

"how many hobbies do you have? oh..i'm just a carbo american."
by good attention January 12, 2014
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BPFS

beautiful people fatigue syndrome or BPFS is a common condition that involves the total ignorance of "beautiful" people, which can result in delay or complete denial of status surrounding that beautifulness. Although it's fun sometimes to give attention.
"wow, they are always the same height, they look alike...yes, their with the program..oh 2.3 kids? no, the business-typ-marriage-dating-thing...ohhh...the one with the car? yes, that's the one. BPFS.

"did you see the dress? No, not really. The shoes? no, not really. the incredible hunky boyfriend? i'm a flexitarian myself. BPFS.

"did you see those teeth? it doesn't even look like flirting anymore!BPFS"

"What's up with being human?! Seen one, seen them all! BPFS"
by good attention July 01, 2014
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Jumper.

Jumper: an expression used when encountering a handsome or otherwise pleasant person.

first pressings...it's like first impressings, first timers that could be old timers, like olives but different, never like that!

Jumper.
"3 dates? "JUMPER"!

"oh that's way too much energy for her!.."Jumper." no, she'll sleep like the longest!"
by good attention September 03, 2013
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Famous.

Famous: a state of being wherein words, feelings, a sense of daily reality, concern for others, are replaced by an extreme power hungry self obsessed entity of a monster that has nothing (or anything) to do with being human or learned skills and crafts that make human beings function.

Some say "grounding" or gravity are the magic words.

All people go through fases throughout their life in which little jolts of "Famousness" can stimulate or selfconferm (self confirm is offcourse writen with an i or a capitol I) a human excistence, applied in small dosage this can actually benefit society having people feeling good about themselves. Nevertheless "Famous" can be highly addictive more so than "coffee" and "morning kisses".
"Famous." At least "words" like plumber, carpenter, nurse, doctor, security, social worker, musician, teacher, miljonair, mean something!"

"Get that 6foot pole of a camera out of my neck, i'm not Famous!"

"I don't care if you think we're related, i'm not Famous!"

"Dude you're so hovering, you need more grounding or you'll get Famous!"
by good attention July 25, 2013
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