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TMWDS: The Monkey Went Down South is a ironic expression to say to a person, why certain women run out of eggs, at a certain age. Depending on the circumstances it maybe used as a joke....BUT...it can be a sensitive subject....it is very contradictionary, most women or at least a certain percentage complain or experience wicked "pms" on a monthly basis and one might think it would be wonderful for them if that experience of pain, would at a certain age, come to an end.....BUT...it's still a sensitive subject. Word to the wise!
"wow...is it? TMWDS...could very well be.
TMWDS by good attention December 11, 2013
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The Moment When Shit Hits The Fan
When zombies over run earth, that will be TMWSHTF
booty zombies fans moment
TMWSHTF by KingRay May 6, 2014
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Too much white space.

Refers to unclean programming style where programmer leaves unnecessary white spaces (new lines, spaces, tabulators,..) in his code before submitting it to the reviewer. It makes the code ugly and hard to get oriented in.
TMWS - Clean it!

"I didn't approve his pull request."
"TMWS?"
"Yep, as always..."
TMWS by pager03 March 16, 2017
Acronym for: Too Many Dicks Syndrome.

Meaning: The female version of proudly playing the field and not settling down due to the enjoyment of choice and variety.
"Why hasn't that girl gotten married yet? Is there something wrong with her?" "No, man. She's just got TMDS. She'll get over it."
TMDS by Scrotty McB December 17, 2019

Tawdsplaining 

Coming up with all sorts of excuses (or placing blame on everyone else including your succesful brother in law) over your apparent failure without actually admiting said failure.
Quit tawdsplaining, Tawd, and just accept you're a shitty person.
Tawdsplaining by Gons3575 February 25, 2020
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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