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TMWDS: The Monkey Went Down South is a ironic expression to say to a person, why certain women run out of eggs, at a certain age. Depending on the circumstances it maybe used as a joke....BUT...it can be a sensitive subject....it is very contradictionary, most women or at least a certain percentage complain or experience wicked "pms" on a monthly basis and one might think it would be wonderful for them if that experience of pain, would at a certain age, come to an end.....BUT...it's still a sensitive subject. Word to the wise!
"wow...is it? TMWDS...could very well be.
TMWDS by good attention December 11, 2013
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The Moment When Shit Hits The Fan
When zombies over run earth, that will be TMWSHTF
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TMWSHTF by KingRay May 6, 2014
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Too much white space.

Refers to unclean programming style where programmer leaves unnecessary white spaces (new lines, spaces, tabulators,..) in his code before submitting it to the reviewer. It makes the code ugly and hard to get oriented in.
TMWS - Clean it!

"I didn't approve his pull request."
"TMWS?"
"Yep, as always..."
TMWS by pager03 March 16, 2017
Acronym for: Too Many Dicks Syndrome.

Meaning: The female version of proudly playing the field and not settling down due to the enjoyment of choice and variety.
"Why hasn't that girl gotten married yet? Is there something wrong with her?" "No, man. She's just got TMDS. She'll get over it."
TMDS by Scrotty McB December 17, 2019

Tawdsplaining 

Coming up with all sorts of excuses (or placing blame on everyone else including your succesful brother in law) over your apparent failure without actually admiting said failure.
Quit tawdsplaining, Tawd, and just accept you're a shitty person.
Tawdsplaining by Gons3575 February 25, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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