gollum's definitions

nasty breath

"Nice" nickname for someone whose teeth are so rotted that even if they rinsed their mouth out with acid it wouldn't make a difference.

I don't care how many breath mints you pop during sex, I still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, nasty breath!

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Phebe

Oafish in style or personality

Phebe just got molished by that flying scadubie.

by Gollum March 28, 2003

Fat

Stands for Foxy, adorable, Tantalizing. FAT is an acronym.

person #1: You are fat!
person #2: Thank you! You just called me foxy, adorable and tantalizing!

by gollum June 1, 2006

winky man

Someone who has an extremely small penis and is always horny but does not have enough penil length to please a woman.

Kenny was such a winky man that his girlfriend couldn't even feel him inside her.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

bitch

Word used to call women who are excessively mean or the act of constant complaining. Can be turned into a compliment by using the acronym Babe In Total Control of Herself.

Hey, I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch and to you I am MISS Bitch!

by gollum January 31, 2007