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whiskey

(1)A drink that often burns when consumed by itself, but goes good mixed with various sodas (see: pepsi, coke, 7-up) and sometimes even water. Straight shots are smoother if chilled, and some whiskeys such as Seagram's Seven can be consumed straight by even those with the weakest stomachs.

(2)A drink which makes old men's I.Q.s increase exponentially after every shot, eventually leading to a bar full of omniscient men who can't even begin to consider that for once they might just be wrong.

(3)Something good to come out of Canada.
Beer gives me headaches, so this was my only alternative.

I can afford to drink Crown Royal!

Shit...someone run to town and get another case of pepsi.
by Godfather August 7, 2004
mugGet the whiskeymug.

Godfather

Usually used to refer to the head of an Sicilian crime family/organization (Mafia). Being someone's Godfather was a great honor in Sicilian culture, and he was expected to help in the upbringing of the baptized child, almost like a third parent.

The head of a criminal organization would look over all it's members in the same way, while he might not be related to any of them.

The term Godfather didn't really catch on until the movie(s) were released.
The Godfather settled all disputes within the family.
by Godfather July 10, 2005
mugGet the Godfathermug.

drinking

The act of pursuing happiness and self destruction at the same time.
"How can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?"
by Godfather July 10, 2005
mugGet the drinkingmug.

back orifice

A remote administration tool developed by the cdc which allows a user to control a computer across a tcpip connection.

In simpler terms, it gives someone more control over a computer than the person sitting at the console, and the person at that box has next to no way of detecting Back Orifice once it's been installed on the computer.

Back Orifice gives control of such things including, but not limited to: the file system, the computer's processes and registry, and any multimedia devices attached (webcams, etc.). A hacker would also be able to retrieve almost any information cached by the OS, including any passwords that are used by the computer's owner/operator.

The only real cure for a computer infected with Back Orifice would be to reformat your hard drive, since BO can be configured to attach itself to just about everything.
-My company's network administrator installed Back Orifice on all of our network computers so that he would have a greater amount of control over them.

-Awww, shit! I picked up Back Orifice somewhere and now I've lost all my files to some god-damn hacker.
by Godfather August 4, 2005
mugGet the back orificemug.

dreams

Things that you experience during your unconscious state while sleeping.

Either something really good or something really bad. You cannot remember the really good dreams, such as getting laid, but the bad ones that entail you having your manhood removed will stick with you for days. See: nightmare
I had this really good dream, but I can't remember it anymore.

What a shitty dream. I dreamt that there was this Danish whore who chopped my manhood off.
by Godfather August 10, 2004
mugGet the dreamsmug.

Maloeran

A weird canadian name.. also refer to loera
The Maloeran is the gayest Gameadmin
by Godfather May 9, 2003
mugGet the Maloeranmug.

prostitutes

Mrs. Barth and her gay ass son.
Ryan saw Mrs. Barth and her gay ass son in the gay bar.
by Godfather September 1, 2004
mugGet the prostitutesmug.

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