god's definitions

hot-lenny

Pissing on someones face.

She wasn't in the mood for a hot-carl last night, so I gave her a hot-lenny.

by God February 12, 2005

custard

cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

by god February 14, 2003

g-13

a strain of marijuana engineered by the u.s. millitary. it is a combination of over 200 different strains from around the world. it gets its legendary name from its 13% THC content

i am so baked on this g-13...... i have no idea whats going on right now.

by god October 13, 2003

bitner

Roots from Satonic religions. General term used to 'screw people over'.

"Dude, i just got bitnered!"

by God October 10, 2003

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

sugarkiss

It's when you eat a pixie stick and keep the sugar in your mouth and kiss it into someone else's mouth.

It's like snoblowing, but with sugar.

by God October 24, 2003